GENERIC NAME: TRANSGENIC (trans-JEN-ik)
COMMON USES: This sound is an antimusicscene used to treat the symptoms of postrock malaise and other conditions such as extended drumsolos, jazzwank, shoegazing, and studiotan.
HOW TO USE THIS SOUND: Follow the directions for using this sound provided by your doctor. This sound may be taken on an empty stomach or with food. DO NOT TAKE SOUNDS CONTAINING VERSE AND CHORUS within 2 hours of taking this sound. STORE THIS SOUND AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, away from heat, light, and moisture. IF YOU MISS A DOSE OF THIS SOUND and you are using it regularly, take it as soon as possible. If it is almost time for your next dose, skip the missed dose and go back to your regular dosing schedule. Do not take 2 doses at once.
CAUTIONS: DO NOT EXCEED the recommended dose of this sound. BEFORE YOU BEGIN TAKING ANY NEW SOUND, either prescription or over the counter, check with your doctor or pharmacist. If you have any questions about taking this sound with any sounds that you are currently taking, check with your doctor or pharmacist. FOR WOMEN: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING PREGNANT, discuss with your doctor the benefits and risks of using this sound during pregnancy. IT IS UNKNOWN IF THIS SOUND IS EXCRETED in breast milk. IF YOU ARE OR WILL BE BREAST-FEEDING while you are using this sound, check with your doctor or pharmacist to discuss the risks to your baby.
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS: A SIDE EFFECT that may occur while taking this sound is ringing in the ears. If it continues or is bothersome, adjust the volume. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor, nurse, or pharmacist.
RX: PLAY ONE TRANSGENIC DISC EVERY MORNING AND AT BEDTIME FOR MUSIC.
ACTIVE INGREDIENTS: 70 minutes stereo digital TRANSGENIC sound, 44.1 kHz